Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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