bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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