He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
