She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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