: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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