yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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