Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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