is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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