windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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