Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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