are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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