On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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