just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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