windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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