No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm at about main and main street
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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