yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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