yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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