Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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