Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just pee around me
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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