Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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