I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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