we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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