he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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