i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
where are you?
Hypothermia
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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