GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
