Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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