My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize