Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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