I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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