I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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