these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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