i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I love having hate sex.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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