We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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