Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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