Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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