I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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