so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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