what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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