Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
well you can't waste a boner
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I pour the whiskey from now on
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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