i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
