So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Randomize
