The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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