Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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