Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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