dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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