it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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