its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Come share oat with me in your robe
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
