i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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