Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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