Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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