She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Randomize
