it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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