eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize