is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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