you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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