Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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