Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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